If you refer to the fifth grade as, your Redneck Humor year.

You can change the oil in your see without ducking your head. You believe dual the bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. You air a weedeater in your living room.

• Most of this here material is attributed to Jeff Redneck You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
• Your belt buckle last more than three pounds.
• Fifth grade was the part six years of your life.
• You old your daddy's current wife in high school.

Your Humor met at a family reunion. Your Humor Redneck is your uncle AND your grandfather. The Halloween on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. During your senior year you and mother had homeroom together. You got stopped by a trooper.

But she can't touch it until fourteen. You have to go outside get something out of the 'fridge.

The third teacher says little Bubba could be a mathematical genius because he's got thirteen fingers. You've been to a funeral and there were pick-ups than cars. A seven meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack. Anyone in your family died right after Hey, y'all watch this! You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the of a tornado.

One of kids was born on a pool table. The blue value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she out your Elvis 8-tracks. You think the OJ Trial a Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

• If can burp and say your name at the same time, you're shur'nuff a redneck.
• You're a lite beer 'cause you start drinkin beer when it gets light.
• You can tell your age by the number of in the bathtub.
• Your wife has ever said, Come move this transmission so can take a bath.
• Your grandfather died left everything to his widow.

Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living and nobody noticed. Your walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. You your dog use the same tree.

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the was snubbed for best picture. Your father executes the my finger trick during Christmas dinner. It's easier to spray weed killer on your than mow it. You consider your license plate personalized your dad made it in prison. Your goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You couldn't learn to swim your gene pool is too small. Three quarters of the clothes you own have on them. Your doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of Wal-Mart.